THE INTERNET’S LEAST NECESSARY RIVALRY
BIG EARS.
BIGGER BEEF.
A donkey. A mule. An unreasonable amount of attitude.
100%UNOFFICIAL
DONKEY SAYS
“I’m the original.
You’re a group project.”
MULE SAYS
“I’m the upgrade.
You’re the free trial.”
small horse energy.
enormous opinions.
enormous opinions.
horsepower.
donkey software.
donkey software.
THE DONKEY
THE ORIGINAL MENACETHE MULE
THE LIMITED EDITIONNo wrong answers. Just one very offended animal.
ROUND 01They’ve got all day.
01 / THE LOREIT’S A FAMILY
IT’S A FAMILY
disagreement.
ONE ACTUAL FACT. SORRY.
A mule has a donkey dad and a horse mom.
So this isn’t just a rivalry. It’s a family group chat with hooves. The donkey keeps sending voice notes. The mule has muted notifications.
Yes, really. The Donkey Sanctuary backs us up.02 / THE IDENTITY CRISISYOU HAVE
YOU HAVE
big ear energy.
But which kind? Three questions. Zero science.
Uncomfortably accurate results.